cyberdisgusting:

dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

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dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

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kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

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dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

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moistpits:

moistpits:

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

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hey look its me

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incision:

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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accurate

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pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

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dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

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